An adorable wooden fertility dude. A sprig of healthy "lucky bamboo". A tiny little pouch full of teeny tiny crystals that encourage fertility, blessed by a shaman. Plentiful and fast swimmers. Two follicles. Perfect timing.
Alas, no baby.
Period showed up a day early, started spotting yesterday, 12dpo -- hoped beyond hope it was implantation bleeding. 13dpo just a few moments ago, all became clear -- nearly 2 days early to boot.